The Meaning of Lila by John Forgetta and L.A. Rose for May 31, 2014

Shooting oneself in the foot and then reloading… Wonder how Lila keeps a cat

According to the psychiatrist on “Law & Order, Special Victims Unit” (and yah, I know he’s fictional, but they got consultants to help them not get the facts too far wrong), the nerves going to the genitals are very close to the nerves going to the feet.And sometimes they cross a little bit.Thus, you get men with a “foot fetish” and women with a “shoe fetish”.I don’t know if it’s true, but it’s as good a theory as any other I know (and I don’t know any others).

Lila rarely dates so where is she going to wear them? Is that 2 more boxes sitting there on the table? Oh please tell me NO!

I wonder what Drew sees on the ceiling!

Lila makes a good point when she says shoes make women feel special, sexy and important. Even with a husband and/or boyfriend who paid attention to me, I always loved pretty shoes.

Just as the singular of men is man, the singular of women is woman. Hard to read without wanting to replace your word for the correct one.

Given the opportunity, I’d love to try to make Lila (or any real woman for that matter) feel special, sexy and important.

Maybe so, but a quick search seems to bear out the theory: http://www.livescience.com/33525-foot-fetishes-toe-suck-fairy.html