Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 25, 2014

Theirs not to reason why, theirs but to deny or die.

I was ugly at 15, too. It is not just old age.

I know what you mean. I feel young too and who is that old woman in the mirror?

No, Janis; for a middle-aged cartoon character, you look fine. However, with all the walking you do, I’ve never understood why you don’t have better developed and more defined calves.

Inside every old person is a young person wondering “What the hell happened?”

Yes, Arlo – she does. There isn’t a woman alive today who isn’t hypercritical of and unhappy with her body.

Sure we all get older and get droopy – yet when was the last time you saw a female actress as old as George Clooney (52) engaged to a man as young as Amal Alamuddin (36).

Try – never…

Clark, same here, but when I look in the mirror I see a handsome old man…..And yes, the glass is full…..

When I was young I lost weight, and people said how great I looked…I just lost about the same amount of weight…and people ask if it’s helping my joints. Obviously it hasn’t helped me in the looks department.

Arlo loves you exactly as you are!

When you’re not looking in your mirror, the old man’s living in my mirror.

And yet, my wife is still HOT.

The missing panel is Janis walking off in a huff leaving a clueless Arlo behind to tend his barbecue. He should know better!

Always a shocker, that mirror!!

They are saying the reason I went to jonilmt.theneriumlook.com – I just couldn’t stand it anymore!

We are all getting older. But on this Memorial Day weekend, let’s think of those who are not.

Amen Dr McCoy

Pale is the new tan

I’ve usually managed to look in the mirror in a way that makes me look good. It’s getting harder now, though.

I had to get new driver’s license. I now know what I will look like as a corpse!

Life is not fair. Aging in men is a mark of experience, wisdom and distinction, in women its just ugly.