Please, sir, eat a little something, or else the chef will be sad. Last week three dozen people got sick from his food, and his self-esteem has really taken a blow. Just take a few little bites to make him happy...
Did you ever notice that some restaurant bathrooms have hot air dryers and no paper towels. Even if the staff washes their hands the get contaminated all over again on the door handle when leaving.
jay_dallas almost 10 years ago
There’s a reason that sign that says “Wash hands before returning to work.” is posted on the door…
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
why wash, just will get dirty again, says my 5 year old!
scyphi26 almost 10 years ago
I don’t think this is helping…
vanaals almost 10 years ago
Reminds me of the dirty fork restaurant sketch from Monty Python.
katina.cooper almost 10 years ago
Alright, just as long as the restaurant pays for my medical bills.
BrookFan almost 10 years ago
Did you ever notice that some restaurant bathrooms have hot air dryers and no paper towels. Even if the staff washes their hands the get contaminated all over again on the door handle when leaving.
Vet Premium Member almost 10 years ago
A couple of cold brews or margaritas will take care of most of that internally.Alcohol is a great sanitizer. (ha)
Tedder13579 almost 10 years ago
Back again!
a_biological_girl 3 months ago
Uh oh..