Woman: You seem distracted lately. You're not seeing someone else, are you? Man: Not hardly. I can barely even see you.
There is no right answer to that question!
Better than: NO! Butyou don’t look so hot either!
I’m seeing lots of people, but only when I put on my glasses.
Time for new glasses!
Sorry to hear that sir.
“Not hardly” !!! At least it’s not a triple negative.
A guy complains to a friend, “Whenever I close my eyes and then open them again I see spots before my eyes.”
Friend, “Wow!, Have you seen a doctor?”
Guy, “No, just spots”
‘not hardly?’ c’mon!
cheap_day_return almost 10 years ago
There is no right answer to that question!
FUNG1 almost 10 years ago
Better than: NO! Butyou don’t look so hot either!
cdward almost 10 years ago
I’m seeing lots of people, but only when I put on my glasses.
James Hopkins almost 10 years ago
Time for new glasses!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Sorry to hear that sir.
Spyderred almost 10 years ago
“Not hardly” !!! At least it’s not a triple negative.
Jeff0811 almost 10 years ago
A guy complains to a friend, “Whenever I close my eyes and then open them again I see spots before my eyes.”
Friend, “Wow!, Have you seen a doctor?”
Guy, “No, just spots”
va8 almost 10 years ago
‘not hardly?’ c’mon!