Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 06, 2014
May 05, 2014
May 07, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: So there's food made with something that causes people to go kablooey, and everyone in town has been eating it? Spur: 'fraid so, son. It already might be too late... try and scrape up enough of me as you can for a decent burial! Meanwhile... Man: We've got trouble, boss, the law didn't eat the bait! Man 2: I want that town! Explode Haywire the oldfashioned way!
joisy^corncob almost 10 years ago
Y’know, bombs don’t work on Haywire. They need a trip wire.
listmom almost 10 years ago
Okay, Dan, I’m slow on the uptake (and usually read this on my tablet which doesn’t show comments) — but I LOVE the Jabba reference. :D
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“The old-fashioned way? You mean I have to earn exploding Haywire?”
mntim almost 10 years ago
Exploding him doesn’t do any good. The pieces can reproduce. You think you have troubles now, but wait until you have hundreds of Rips pounding your ankles into hamburger.
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
Will things get back to normal soon? Man-o-man I hope so!This scares me and I aint afraid of anything except God.
MadYank almost 10 years ago
Think Mongo, from Blazing Saddles;
“Don’t shoot him, you’ll only make him mad.”