Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 05, 2014
May 04, 2014
May 06, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Spur, what happened? The whole town is fatter than a husband on a CBS sitcom! Spur: I've made an extra-extra-extra large mistake, boy! Rip Haywire: It gets worse? Spur: It's this Ingredient X that I added to the town's food! It not only made everybody fat, it could make them literally explode! Rip Haywire: You know this, and yet you're still eating?!? Spur: I've never had much willpower.
imbaldeagle almost 10 years ago
You need more “won’tpower”.
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
oh no!
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
That mountain dew contraption looks interesting, like a serious sugared-caffeine delivery system.
Joseph.B.Prawer almost 10 years ago
Jabba the Cowboy?
Vermont Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I had a 400lb client that drank a 2-litre bottle of Mountain Dew every day. I never could convince him or his wife that this was dangerous behavior. His idea of health food was I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter slathered on white bread. He had a stroke at 34, death at 37.
SkyFisher almost 10 years ago
OK, this is just getting weird.
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 10 years ago
Oddly enough he doesn’t look as large as the others.
SkyFisher almost 10 years ago
Hey Dan, next year could you go with a “metal bikini” motif?.Oh wait, maybe I should specify what characters participate.
ajr58 almost 10 years ago
how about a mokie-coke on the side?