Deep Dark Fears by Fran Krause for September 01, 2014

I’ve had a couple of fainting spells and what I call “waking blackouts”. This is why I try never to go out alone, it’s very scary.

I once collapsed onto a plastic garbage can, in a place of worship, due to an ear infection. I was holding a hot cup of coffee at the time.

I like how you correctly spelled “schmuck” but misspelled ‘wear’. Ironic.