Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 20, 2014

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    rpG Premium Member about 10 years ago

    clever play on words – Right whales

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    skyriderwest  about 10 years ago

    The only reason they were callsed “right whales” is because they were the right ones to hunt. They were so full of valuable whale oil they floated to the surface after being killed, and their baleen was used for dress hoops and other purposes. For these poor creatures, being “right” was definitely wrong.

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    Karaboo2  about 10 years ago

    I hear a new whale song coming, good time to start singing the blues.

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    sbchamp  about 10 years ago

    3 rights make a left

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    TheWildSow  about 10 years ago

    No no no! Two Wrights make an AIRPLANE!

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    TheWildSow  about 10 years ago

    And 2 negatives do make a positive (Don’t have none means you DO have some) – but never do 2 positives make a negative.

    (Voice from back of room): Yeah, right!

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    xpurplezebra  about 10 years ago

    Diesleftfsick and probably right-stranded.

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