Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 22, 2014

There’s an art to popping arm zits.

Gene’s motto for life.

Bev! 2Old… are you still up?Would you like a banana daiquiri?I made a big grinderful but it’s kinda slow tonight…. so it’s on the house!

Gene’s sitting there in shorts…. I hope Madeline is looking at his arm.

Um…. Bev….. one double, or two glasses?

Do you have. …. company?

yoo hoo…. Bev?Focus.

Oh…. there you are…. sure…..how about a double with two plastic monkeys and two banana slices …. and two umbrellas?

Then you won’t need two glasses.

I don’t blame you for ordering two to get two monkeys. I love the monkeys.

When you have a bunch you can hook them together!

Bev…. Looks like “How many did you have before I got here?” is the question!

I know, Bev…. especially if you run out of fingers…

But when your monkeys are sliding backwards….

Gosh, Bev….. I’m good with numbers… but not with remembering….

Did you want another dak?Have you had one?

@Essex60

Email me about posting images using a Mac. RogueSymmetry at yahoo.com. I’ll get ya going!

@doh

About the Rogue Symmetry sticker for your scoot. Email me your address!

Good night Bev!

Hey! Don’t forget your monkeys!

Hi Derrick!

Essex can post images… he wants to find their URLS.

I had left him directions for three different browsers on a PC, cos he hadn’t said he was on a MAC…

So I was just about to tell him that AFAIK, you do it the same on a Mac.. but you use Control click instead of right-click.

In Safari I think it says “copy image address.”

Is that correct?I’ve done it, but it’s been a while.

And BTW, Ess…. you’re welcome….

That is hilarious, Beviak!

Gene tried the big things but it was too large an ordeal.

No Gene, this isn’t a dream.

Does anyone know how to CITIZEN Grogs e-mail?He has not posted since the 19th.http://www.gocomics.com/profiles/279143

He has that look that he tried something really big, like hang gliding while shucking oysters and singing the French National Anthem….in German dressed as a Lithuanian bride. But he reached too far. This month has an R in it. Not a good time to do oysters. but he good at the little things as his wife reminds him of his husbandly duties.Like lawn care, trash, picking up his socks……what were you thinking of…???

Geeze, you go to the Ladies and fall asleep in there and miss all the fun and wake up this morning and come out and trip over Bev and fall down and I never got my Dak!

(Yesterday, I was standing in my front yard, inspecting a 12" diameter hole that mysteriously appeared. With no warning, the ground opened up and swallowed my left leg up to my thigh! Result: I sprained my notsogoodanyway right knee, right thumb and right shoulder!

It looks like Gene might be pouting. Jean always spoils Gene’s fun….

Thanks! I’ll be back later….the couch is beckoning now.

@ StelI’ll bring the fluffly chair for you to rest your sprained self in. See you at 5:30

She is at the employment kiosk.But (hehe but) she is probably wearing a thong…..but I cant tell……my eyes are burning.

Of course to “quote” Larry the Cable Guy…..you don’t want none of that….ate the crotch of her pants plum out.I know I apologize to all them short folk and all.

Essex! You did it!And you’re welcome!Glad it worked.

Eww… if Veteran is right and that woman is applying for a job… maybe she hopes she’ll get in via the back door.

Vet…. naw…. we have room for all types here. But I warn you… it changes people.I used to be a Midwesterner, eons ago.

Stel! I hope you’re doing better.I TOLD you not to fall in holes.Doesn’t anyone ever listen to me???Bev…2Old…. I’ll make another big grinderful tonight.The little monkeys are on duty … that makes it harder for us to keep count….ooops…. maybe I shouldn’t have told you.

Good morning, x_Tech!

Rats! Now you know our secret…. but honestly… we need to escape now and then.

What’s disturbing is that my (male) mind is wondering how far that rip runs…

And as for ladies night at the Tiki, I always did like a free range drunk.As long as it was a lady…

: (That terrible…

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I would like to buy the sherif another banana daiquiri.

I love that cow “cowch”! And, it goes great with my new fluffy chair!

Good night, everybody! Thanks for all the get well wishes!

I just got back from our square dance – they do that!

I’m going to have a small one with more water on the side before I go up to bed.

Stel, I hoped you were kidding earlier ……………but at least that chair DOES look comfy. I use a faux fur throw on my favorite one in cold weather.

Good talk!

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Good Sunday morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

OH MY WORD! I just saw what I did! It is not SUNDAY, it is MONDAY!