Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 05, 2014

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    poppy1313  almost 10 years ago

    See how they cautiously move.See how they cautiously move.They all ran after a very proud farmer’s wife.Who trimmed their tails with a pair of manicure scissors.Did you ever witness such an unusual series of events?As three Visually Impaired Mice.

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    poppy1313  almost 10 years ago

    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star I know exactly what you are

    Opaque ball of hot dense gas Million times our planet’s mass Looking small because you’re far I know exactly what you are

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    George S. Webb  almost 10 years ago

    The maturing of revisionist B S.

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    miqq1234  almost 10 years ago

    …funny..i like it

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    Dani Rice  almost 10 years ago

    PC gives me hives. When I had a stroke the snappy young intern said, “Well, Mrs. Rice, I see you’re 71 years young.”

    “No, in two weeks I’ll be 72 years old.”

    I was going to ask him if he spoke to his grandmother that way, but decided it might not be wise to antagonize the guy with the scalpel.

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    Perkycat  almost 10 years ago

    Just say it like it is!

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    katzenbooks45  almost 10 years ago

    If you couldn’t speak, would you rather be called dumb instead of mute? Sometimes “PC” is about being compassionate…

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    Digital Frog  almost 10 years ago

    A trio of rodents with imperfect visionA trio of rodents with imperfect visionObserve their manner of fleeingObserve their manner of fleeingThey all pursued the agriculturist’s mateWhose tails with a knife she did amputateSuch a scene did you ever speculateAs a trio of rodents with imperfect vision

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