Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 15, 2014

’Tain’t easy to keep false teeth in your mouth when your mouth is wide open.

“It sticks like glueyou’re fangs stay true -It’s Draco-Goo!”

Twofer with Pickles today…

Gee, it has to be troubling to be a vampire with loose dentures. —And to have girls laugh at you if you’re Lio!

Wow she sure has summer teeth. Sum are here and sum are there.

Carter haz cowPorter snickers

Lio’s fangs fell off too soon. Great shorts by the way little girl.

Yep, knew a vampire once whose fangs blew out of his mouth and landed on the floor every time he sneezed. Got him a stronger dental adhesive just like Lio is doing..Now when he sneezes they stick to the wall.

What a crease on that girl’s smile. It makes her look like a 40-year-old midget.

implants

“That’s the LAST time I buy denture cream at Dollar Tree!”