Reminds me of the gag that a lion accosted a chimp and bellowed, “Who’s king of the beasts?” and the chimp, bowing and scraping, said, “You are, sir, you are!” He then did the same to a zebra; but when he accosted an elephant and demanded, “Who’s king of the beasts?” the elephant wrapped his trunk around the lion, picked him up, slammed him down on the ground to one side and the other numerous times; then the elephant threw the lion against the nearest large rock. Barely picking himself up, the lion said, “If you didn’t know the answer, all you had to do was say so!”
juicebruce about 10 years ago
And each to there own kingdom !
xpurplezebra about 10 years ago
Roger that; it’s Miller time.
K M about 10 years ago
Reminds me of the gag that a lion accosted a chimp and bellowed, “Who’s king of the beasts?” and the chimp, bowing and scraping, said, “You are, sir, you are!” He then did the same to a zebra; but when he accosted an elephant and demanded, “Who’s king of the beasts?” the elephant wrapped his trunk around the lion, picked him up, slammed him down on the ground to one side and the other numerous times; then the elephant threw the lion against the nearest large rock. Barely picking himself up, the lion said, “If you didn’t know the answer, all you had to do was say so!”