Off the Mark

Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 11, 2014

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 10 years ago

    Yikes

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    TiffWHO  almost 10 years ago

    Put him together- heck the King and King’s horse apparently helped. What a scrambled mess the police with have with this case to crack.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Humpty gave it his all!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    A Mother Goose cocktail..1 shot Raspberry Vodka2 shots Midori1 shot Sweet & SourDash Blue Curacao

    You’ll have a Happy Mother’s Day!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty may have had a great fall…but his summer doesn’t seem to be shaping up too well.

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    jreckard  almost 10 years ago

    The eggs are lumpty.

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    puggles  almost 10 years ago

    Somehow giving a goose scrambled eggs (regardless of where they come from) seems Soooooo wrong.

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    captainofgondor  almost 10 years ago

    better than fois gras

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    xpurplezebra  almost 10 years ago

    She’s getting goose bumps.

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    James Hopkins  almost 10 years ago

    Before I saw humpty in the background, I thought it was Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

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    Barker62  almost 10 years ago

    The ‘Death Panel’ of the Affordable Care Act.

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    Paul Rider Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Oh my goodness! They cooked the goose a bit early….

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