Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 22, 2014

parenthood 60s style

Mr. Crisp is single… so……………….

Stop crying or I’ll give ya something to cry about!

In Massachusetts today, he’d be arrested, jailed and then imprisoned when convicted of severe child abuse. Which is why we’re having so much trouble.

I was right. A trip to the woodshed.

Call social services. Ito will need at least a year of counseling. That brute Mr. Crisp will go to jail. He’ll have to do anger management and community service.Ito will be placed on medication for PTSD. Later in life, due to a bad reaction to his meds; he’ll show up at McDonalds with a high powered weapon and light up the place.

There’s no school like the old school.

Ito’s hands in p3 are trying to stem the bleeding from the new one mr crispy has ripped him!

P4 I mean

Those other kids can’t be too happy either, Ito gets to leave Crispy’s House of Fun after this, they don’t.

Ah the 1960s attention getter!

Best method to correct bad behavior.

I can’t believe a media outlet endorsed spankings! Most don’t, if that had been applied to Calvin and Dennis the Menace they both would be nice kids now!

No cuts, bruises, or black eye? Mr. Crispy must have really held back, but I’ll wager this Bieber-clone brat will have a very uncomfortable flight back to Sicily! His bad behavior will undoubtedly return since “Penny” hasn’t the fortitude to instill discipline…..“Uncle Vito” will have to step in……:)> AreviderchiItoAGowa!!

Well Mr Crisp when you get out of prison you will have to register as a sex offender and pay legal damages for the trauma and mental anguish your assault caused. That’s if you are in the peoples republic of Massachusetts.

Percussive maintenance aren’t just for machines.

Percussive maintenance aren’t just for machines.