Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 04, 2014
May 03, 2014
May 05, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: I'm making you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch! Norman: You didn't make it right, dad! You put the jelly on bottom! The peanut butter is supposed to be on the bottom! Ralph: Who cares? Norman: I do! If the jelly is on the bottom, it won't taste right! Ralph: Norm, there's a very simple solution to this problem! Look! It's a sandwich! If you want the peanut butter to be on the bottom, all you have to do is hold it upside down! Norman: Oh yeah, huh! Why didn't I think of that? (upside down) Yeah, this works! Ralph: ... Sigh...
therese_callahan2002 about 10 years ago
This reminds me of Buddy and Jim from “Sesame Street,” when they tried to fix a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Michelle Morris about 10 years ago
Ralph,you forgot to whom you’re speaking!
Marko56 about 10 years ago
Dumber than a box of rocks….
feralglance about 10 years ago
I hope Echo can handle this lump of stupid.
WF11 about 10 years ago
Actually they’re both wrong. Peanut butter goes on both pieces of bread, and the jelly goes between them. That way there is no top or bottom to the sandwich, and the jelly doesn’t soak into one of the bread slices (better for if you are packing a lunch and won’t be eating the sandwich for several hours).
Smiley Rmom about 10 years ago
I’ve always preferred putting the jelly on first, then the peanut butter. That way they mix somewhat together, so that the peanut butter portion will hold the two slices together, instead of one slice sliding off. The jelly doesn’t drip as badly when held in a vertical position that way too.