Clay Bennett for March 24, 2014

Couldn’t happen to a nicer biggot

I have to say, I was very encouraged by the counter-protesters who recently were holding up signs saying, “We’re sorry for your loss.” As the old saying goes, “kill them with kindness.”

If you cannot say something nice about the dead say nothing at all..Nothing at all.

Nicest thing to say about him; he’s dead!

To papraphrase Bette Davis: They say you should always say something good about the dead. Well, Fred Phelps is dead…GOOD!

Then thank GOD I’m not going to be there with him. (Your idea of what it takes to get into heaven may be based on loopholes you’ve found in biblical text, but it sure as hell isn’t based on any religion that contains any recognizable concept of morality.)

“NOT “Special” rights, like the Haters would have you think, just EQUAL rights.”..Just “Equal” rights like the other Haters would have you think.

He was very misguided. He seemed to delete the word “love” from his Bible. Where he is now is up to God.

It takes more than just saying it.

And do I collect $200 when I pass Go’s Kingdom?