F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 31, 2014

It’s a promotion for a beer company. Because Stroh’s spelled backwards is….

It’ll go good with the sample size skinny jeans…..

No, actually it’s the latest accessory for your nose – they’re called nose warmers.

It’s to help him hit the high notes.

Give the to the Mrs.

Actually the sample was misdelivered. It was meant to go to the Geico gecko.

Honey, I think the Borrowers in the walls just got Amazon Prime.

Solo nut hut.

Google “shirtkerchief”. Seriously.

Did they think he worked out or something? Maybe they’re some new Extra-Stretch brand.