Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 13, 2014
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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Joan: Wally? The kitchen faucet is leaking again... Wally: OK, I'll run to the hardware store. Joan: Shoot! It's your third trip to the hardware store this weekend. Wally: I don't mind, really. Andy: Where's Uncle Wally going? Joan: His favorite place...the hardware store. Andy: Would you ask him to bring me a burrito supreme? Joan: From...the hardware store?? Andy: There's a GREAT taco cart out front. Wally: I'm off! And don't worry, if there's anything else, I'm HAPPY to go back. Joan: We need to talk. Andy: Sorry!
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
I wonder if it’s the Taco Cart Guy from the “La Cucaracha” comics.
Boophilus about 10 years ago
Why does she care? She’s the one who told him about the leaky faucet, which facilitated the need to go the store. If he has to go to the store in the rain 3 times in one day, why shouldn’t he find a bright side?
trspence about 10 years ago
Sigh… gonna strangle that kid!
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 10 years ago
There’s no reason she should be mad at him since she’s the one who keeps giving him reasons to go to the hardware store, and infact should be happy that she has a way to get her husband to go to the hardware store without complaints.
kab2rb about 10 years ago
No wonder Wally likes going to hardware store an excuse to eat. Joan has a reason to talk with husband.
graham177 about 10 years ago
Joan needs to cut Wally some slack. He’s a hard worker, a great family man and a good husband. Let him indulge himself with simple pleasures once in a while. Joan would expect the same for herself.
IndyMan about 10 years ago
Then Uncle Wally will have a discussion with his nephew. Man to man, heart to heart talk about the ‘true’ facts of life(what is and isn’t divulged to wives).
The Life I Draw Upon about 10 years ago
Someone’s Christmas list just got shorter.
Boophilus about 10 years ago
Bartj385You’re right. Joan’s reaction would make a lot more since if it were a cute new girl working at the Hardware store. So much so, that I wonder if this was the original version of the joke. I wonder if the editor recommened changing it, as what was probably intended to be a joke about harmless eye candy might come off as a midlife crisis marital affair. So instead it comes off as a dysfunctional marriage where even if one partner willingly contributes whenever asked, the other partner gets sore because he found a way to enjoy the task at hand.
junemmoffatt about 10 years ago
I wonder if this is a “diet” issue. Wally’s of an age where he needs to watch his intake of saturated fats, etc.
locake about 10 years ago
Joan cares about his health, that is why she cares about him eating too much junk food.
locake about 10 years ago
There used to be a Krispy Kreme on the way to the hardware store and my husband went to the hardware store often. After the KK shut down he didn’t go to the hardware store near as often.
Bob Blumenfeld about 10 years ago
I think she’s just worried about Wally’s midsection. She doesn’t look too upset in the last frame.
By the way, according to the Taco Bell website, “Burrito Supreme” is not only a trademark™, but a registered one (®).
Doctor11 about 10 years ago
Busted!
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
My hub Lives at the Big Box do-it-yourself stores…and there isn’t a KK in miles…or any fast-food Mexican stores either… ;)
Barker62 about 10 years ago
That nephew is so D.E.A.D. Just see if Wally ever backs HIS play! LOL!