The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 04, 2014

Yesterday Burl was wondering why he didn’t invent the digital camera. Today, we’re wondering if Burl has “BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT” tattooed on the palms of his hand.

…and shouldn’t that be “lye” instead of “lyme”?

Hmmm, why the heck is Burl wearing an athletic cup, he’s never thrown a ball (or caught one) in his life. Is it so it appears he has a “package”? Nah, that is too icky to contemplate. Oh goody, now I get to chew some Peeps flavored BB! Yay!

It is so fat as@@s like the Penny’s don’t have to waddle so far.

I don’t know what either Lyme or lyme is, but it doesn’t sound like something I’d like to have my undies rinsed out in. Sounds like something that could produce nuclear-powered contact dermatitis.Now on to turning the A/C down to 85. Down meaning from 87 or using less power by raising the temp? What?

If they are turning it to 85 then why not turn it off and open the windows?

Oh that’s right the nice neighbors riveted them shut so the smell won’t linger to their side if the street .Joy must have found a lot of coupons for Scat tissue and Hohos and Dingdongs to be clipping for hours on end.

Yes Micky D’s loves the competition between its self. Next year there will be one on the north and then the South side of the mall, just in case.

Loveslife… right next to all the Starbuckses.

And yeah, you guys, I wondered about that 85 degrees…..cos lowering the AC in a peak period is a good thing, and 85 is very high…

I think Julie may have been re-using a to-do list where they lowered the HEAT to 85 in a peak period, down from the cozy 92 they enjoy in winter.In July, they might raise the AC to 60, you know, to do their bit, in a peak period, instead of 55…but no way will they let themselves sweat to save energy.Or, for that matter, from work, exercise, or any form of exertion.

Lower the AC to 85 degrees? They must live in a greenhouse. I need a new supply of brain bleach. lol

Burl’s only “athletic cup” is a beer glass from the ballpark. .If the Crustwood McDonald’s franchisee had any sense, he would start a burger truck and run it all day. When Burl and his ilk hear the tinkle of the burger truck bell, they’ll all run to the curb for another cheeseburger and chili-cheese fries.

We have both a Vons and a Pavilions across the street; side by side. I once asked the manager of Vons why they were both there. He said they didn’t want the competition from a different market!

It’s a good thing to give shoppers another choice. Some McD’s are better than others. Everyone knows that……

This isn’t about choice, this is about Crustwood shoppers. McDonalds knows that if you start at one end of the mall with a sandwich and fries, it will be very difficult to cover the entire mall without another sandwich and fries, So by locating a facility at the other end, they should be able to sell another meal there, and again at the first location with a pie as Crustwoodians return to the starting point as they go back to their car. That should make each customer a near $20 customer per day assuming an upgrade sandwich and supersize fry, and of course diet drink. Plus, this will only amount to about 4500 calories, so still room for a buffet or fine dining in the evening.

……The Burl-Joy Express will be waiting there with mouths a-waterin’ at the ribbon-cutting ceremony. McBurgers!! McFishfillets!! McFries!! McFlurries!! McSecond, thirds,fourths etc.etc.etc.& so on!! Good, AND good for you!!!

Yes, Burl, choice AND competition. Yeah. You я so smart! smяt! (with apologies to Homer Simpson)

If economy of mind makes cents, Burl must be well on his way to the lifestyles of the rich and famous.

Lyme?

Patty’s head is covering the “Away” part of Lyme Away.

In my case an “athletic cup” is the cup the I get my brewski in and baseball games.