Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 26, 2014
March 25, 2014
March 27, 2014
Transcript:
Ripley's Believe It or Not! TOXIC! On advice from their security team, British merchant ships off the coast of Somalia blast out Britney Spears pop songs to deter pirates! A tank that fires human waste as patented by Russian inventor Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov in 2009. "Goose pulling" - attempting to pull the greased head of a goose from its body while on horseback - was a traditional European sport.
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Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
But what if there’s a pirate who likes Spears? Would the merchant ships settle for Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry or even Justin Bieber instead?
Red_Fez about 10 years ago
The poop shooter was invented by a Chinese man… Hoo Flung Dung.
BearsDown Premium Member about 10 years ago
Are we sure Semenov’s tank only shoots poop?
tedunn5453 about 10 years ago
It would be much more effective if the blasted out 20mm shells. After a while, the pirates will get the hint, or not, either way they won’t be pirates…
alan.gurka about 10 years ago
“Goose pulling—attempting to pull the greased head of a goose . . . while on horseback” I didn’t know geese could ride horses!
alan.gurka about 10 years ago
With a name like “Semenov,” it’s no wonder he had a $h!++y frame of mind while developing this weapon.
tuslog64 about 10 years ago
If Brit. Spears doesn’t work, try Homer and Jethro!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 10 years ago
I’ve always said that if we bombed an opponent with filled baby diapers they would surrender post haste.
SharkNose about 10 years ago
Certain pirates and other bad boys don’t like bagpipes either.
Stephen Gilberg about 10 years ago
Wouldn’t that be more annoying for the people who spend all their time on the ship than for the pirates? Or is there a way to make the music much louder outward?