Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 09, 2014

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Rip Haywire and the curse of Tangaroa! Graphic Novel Rip Haywire: Look, save the rest until we get out of this mess! And- thanks for telling me, Cobra. Cobra Carson: You're right, Rip. Ok- now just how are we getting out of this mess!? TNT: This is the place-nothing says home like a skull hanging on a lance. Cobra Carson: What if TNT can't save us? Rip Haywire: My dog is loyal. He'll fight to save my life. Cobra Carson: I'm sorry, do you have another dog I'm not aware of? Rip Haywire: Trust me- He's Rambo with furry paws- I trained him myself. TNT: Sorry I'm late, I stepped on a slug, and it was gross, I wouldn't take another step until I got the slimy smoosh out of my silky fur. Cobra Carson:? There's Rambo now! Rip Haywire: TNT, there's a guard with a spear- take him out. And then use the spear to cut us loose! TNT: No can do. Big guy, I hate hand-to-hand combat- Is there a sleeping pill I could slip into his Jamba Juice, or something? Rip Haywire: Quit giving me guff- when I think of all the money I spent on a posh attack dog school- TNT: All right, all right! I get it, guilty Trippenstein.