Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 19, 2014
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Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I don't like Breezy cozying up to this injured, handsome stranger. Something smells funny, and it's not just his cologne! Uncle Spur: A good Sheriff is only jealous of one thing, boy, Wyatt Earp's whiskers! Rip Haywire: Jealous? I don't know what you're.... Uncle Spur: Don't try to deny it. You're greener than Ed Begly Jr's house! Well, if this drifter is on the level, then we've got a real dangerous hombre on the loose. Rip Haywire: I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. Uncle Spur: Who likes to murder handsome men... EGADS! I could be next!
Rod Gonzalez about 10 years ago
Who would?
Chithing Premium Member about 10 years ago
Wyatt Earp’s whiskers, Spur’s moustache (from the inside)…is it me, or is the strip getting hairier?
mntim about 10 years ago
Spur might be on the list, but he wouldn’t be next.
warjoski Premium Member about 10 years ago
Someone’s killing handsome men? I’ll need to hire security guards.
lecrenb about 10 years ago
Rip, on the other hand, will plan to offer himself up as bait…
Fuddy Duddy about 10 years ago
A couple of flips for the Magic 8 Ball, and here’s what I see:A. Burrito Boy turns out to be a painfully honest fella, who’s trying to undo some crook – maybe the Highwayman?B. Rip and Burrito Boy undo the crook.C. Rip realizes he doesn’t want to be tied to an office.D. Burrito Boy (honesty personified) needs a job, so he becomes Rip’s replacement.E. Breezy realizes she can’t afford to keep replacing helicopters, so she gives Rip the heave-ho.F. Rip and TNT head for warmer climes.G. Cobra loses the saloon in a card game, and heads for warmer climes.
Then on Friday . . .
Gregory Hubbard about 10 years ago
“Greener than Ed Begley, Jr.’s house” he’s noted for “green” living (solar, wind, eco-friendly cars, etc.)