The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 08, 2014

One sniff of the Penny’s bathroom should drive him straight back into the alley!

Any respectable mouse would have the common courtesy to drag itself off of one’s property before expiring.

Oh, how bloody HUMANE, Burl!

My computer is still underlining and highlighting certain words, most interesting. I think I have a virus and my computer needs a visit from thr Dr.!Help yourself to some poison pellets, Burl. I sure you would’nt get them mixed up with, say, candy would you? Hmmm?

The absolute best thing would be for a nest of mice to die in an inside wall and let nature take its course. I think even the Pennys would notice the smell. Ha!Good morning Leaky and Marg.

The “Gift Set” contains a little noose…. along with scissors, and a bottle of “Syanide” sic.

If it only contained a working “Get Out of Jail Free” card…

Love to see the Crustwood morning start with Leaky and Marg….

sigh……

I’d plant they expired mice in their wall myself if I thought it would drive the Penny’s out of the neighborhood.

I love that this is one place that still offers “free samples” even to the Penny’s. But then we’d lose the amusement of watching their foibles.

The odor of decaying mice could only improve their house’s ambiance.

“Yes, we are open on Bosses’ Day” sounds like I need to find that store.

Two find-its today…. I take it the mouse is in NICKs shirt pocket… ! ! !

I saw a mouse in the house yesterday and set a trap. I caught it be the tail. I’m not very brave, though. You have thought I’d caught a giant rat! I tried to be in charge but was bested.

Try some of the FREE pellets, guys! Good, and good FOR YOU!!!

here try these poison pellets they are peppermint flavor

Some days I would like them to try out the samples and(maybe, if they survive) tell us how effective they are.