All I know is, if I were their insurance company…. OR their agent….I’d give them fake phone numbers too.
(I almost said “phony phone numbers” but that somehow sounds more real…. like chocolaty chocolate or chalky chalk.)
And right…. other insurance companies buy policies and make claims so the Pennys can pay less….which makes sense because…. wait, no it doesn’t.
What does make sense is that the Pennys have run up their rates sky high with those bogus claims, so their sleazy agent has to keep selling them worse and worse policies to keep the monthly payment within possibility.
Now their only hope is that company that excludes almost all claims and won’t give them a number to call….and an agent hiding out on the beach with an unlisted cell phone and his bimbo of the week…on their dime.
I do not usually post about work, but we had a hotel guest who claimed he was promised a loaf of bread to compensate for the bird stains (poop) on his balcony. Not sure if he got the recompense.
Was one of them sitting in the seat that got pooped on? If so maybe the insurance would pay for the stress that was imposed n them..
I wouldn’t think they would ever think of putting the furniture under the awning or cover it would they?
I wonder what the deductible on their ins. is anyway, pretty high I would guess since they wanted a lot added on. The higher the deductible the lower the monthly payment.
I suspect the bird missed his target, hard for a bird brain to tell a motionless soft cushion from a motionless soft person if neither moves.Maybe if there weren’t so many crumbs and spilled food items around the chairs they would have less bird problems.
Try callin’ ‘em on some other phone other then that Officer Dibble’s police call-box on your kitchen wall, and you might slip through their " for everyone else BUT the Penny’s AND their ilk" number and reach an agent!! Otherwise they know that it’s you, Joy!!
margueritem about 10 years ago
Yes, your insurance company will cover all bird droppings on your car, and around your home.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 10 years ago
Right Marge, but if you need to file a real accident claim you \will find out, that whatever it is, it isn’t covered!
Laura Gildwarg about 10 years ago
While you’re at it, Joy, best check on that exclusion list you and Burl were so happy about a few weeks ago…
mikie2 about 10 years ago
And try to take comfort in the low price.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
All I know is, if I were their insurance company…. OR their agent….I’d give them fake phone numbers too.
(I almost said “phony phone numbers” but that somehow sounds more real…. like chocolaty chocolate or chalky chalk.)
And right…. other insurance companies buy policies and make claims so the Pennys can pay less….which makes sense because…. wait, no it doesn’t.
What does make sense is that the Pennys have run up their rates sky high with those bogus claims, so their sleazy agent has to keep selling them worse and worse policies to keep the monthly payment within possibility.
Now their only hope is that company that excludes almost all claims and won’t give them a number to call….and an agent hiding out on the beach with an unlisted cell phone and his bimbo of the week…on their dime.
emjaycee about 10 years ago
I do not usually post about work, but we had a hotel guest who claimed he was promised a loaf of bread to compensate for the bird stains (poop) on his balcony. Not sure if he got the recompense.
loveslife about 10 years ago
Was one of them sitting in the seat that got pooped on? If so maybe the insurance would pay for the stress that was imposed n them..
I wouldn’t think they would ever think of putting the furniture under the awning or cover it would they?
I wonder what the deductible on their ins. is anyway, pretty high I would guess since they wanted a lot added on. The higher the deductible the lower the monthly payment.
GROG Premium Member about 10 years ago
And like a good neighbor I have a high fence so I can’t see the Penny’s staring at my fence.
imnormal about 10 years ago
orbenjawell Premium Member about 10 years ago
Try callin’ ‘em on some other phone other then that Officer Dibble’s police call-box on your kitchen wall, and you might slip through their " for everyone else BUT the Penny’s AND their ilk" number and reach an agent!! Otherwise they know that it’s you, Joy!!
robin6833 about 10 years ago
These 2 get dumber and dumber every day.