Monty by Jim Meddick for February 18, 2014
February 17, 2014
February 19, 2014
Transcript:
I believe I just had a transcendent revelatory encounter with the blue metal box outside... What? The mailbox? Forgive me, O glorious one... The human describes you as a male, and yet I see no gender traits whatsoever... No doubt his male bias is a legacy of his patriarchal culture...
vecihi over 10 years ago
You forgot to check under the box…
daedalusomega over 10 years ago
No yield sign today?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Perfect.
Daed… a few steps farther.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Mail, male; what’s the difference?Darn homonyms! Propitiate the Great Blue Box, E.B.!
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
I myself have never heard a box called Male…strange!
Strod over 10 years ago
I’m sure it’s a fee-mail box because if your packages don’t have proper postage they won’t get delivered.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
And I did a mail stripper routine. I sewed envelopes to old clothes and ripped them off to David Rose’s “The Stripper.” I had such fun and I was a pathetic dancer: no grace, no dance rhythm, no finesse. Just like a real stripper.
GeorgeJohnson over 10 years ago
OH! The war on…. mailboxes? Males? Robots?
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
And you must be a man. lol My husband’s idea of how pretty a woman is is in direct inverse proportion to how much clothes she is wearing.