Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 18, 2014
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Transcript:
Ralph: What are you watching, Honeybunch? June: Home movies! This is when you pushed me into the lake, remember? Ralph: Yeah, hee hee! June: I still can't believe you did that! How dare you do such a thing! Enjoy the couch tonight! Ralph: I hate watching home movies. I get in trouble for things all over again!
jojo318 over 10 years ago
If I’m a juror at his murder trial I’m already finding him innocent.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 10 years ago
The couch is better than sleeping with that nightmare.
davanden over 10 years ago
I’ve never understood the “sleeping on the couch” thing. It’s his bed, too. If she doesn’t want to sleep with him, she can choose the couch.
Melekalikimaka over 10 years ago
I’m starting to get the impression that Honeybunch is just in a constant state of menopausal symptoms. No matter what, you can do no right.
jeffreylw over 10 years ago
My wife doesn’t need a movie to remember negative history. The forgiving and forgeting thing is much easier with a bad memory.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
Worst part is – he’s still laughing about it. (Although I have to say, it probably was pretty funny.)
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
Double jeopardy!
Squirrelchaser over 10 years ago
Actually, the couch may be a good thing. Closer to the fridge, watch whatever you want on TV, stay up as late as you want … I woiuld consider it a vacation.
folklegendredux over 10 years ago
Punch her in the throat!