F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 12, 2014

Or a “ManBag”… or a “Murse”…. – To go along with the “MannyPack”…. – Or as Cosmo Kramer would be proud of….. “the Bro”… – Never call a Scot a girl… especially during the Caber toss!…. Ow!… Painful memories!….

Perfect Pitch: the ability to throw a set of bagpipes into a dumpster without hitting any of the sides.

I imagine it would be just as loud, and extrememly high-pitched.

With such a small bladder, there would hardly be time to breath enough.

Hah! Even though this is a bagpipe and is funny on a lot of levels. It reminds me of a true similar situation for me. I have pipes of different “qualities” (some more pretty, more ornate, more “special”) that I save for good occasions, and other pipes (plain, more worn) that are for more casual occasions.

Per @nboady and my own experience, there are different sizes of bagpipes, including a small instrument for indoor use and, well, yeah: for casual occasions. And it’s almost hand-sized. So, joke fail! :/ But we all learned something!

A soprano bagpile! I think they should make a bass bagpipe where the bag is the size of a beanbag chair!