Monty by Jim Meddick for February 10, 2014
February 09, 2014
February 11, 2014
Transcript:
What they say is true: as you near the end, your whole life flashes before your eyes... Core breach in one minute 58 seconds I... I see my birth in Baltimore... My preteen years in Jacksonville, Florida... High school in La Grange... Choir president... Captain of the volleyball team... Then theater studies at... That's not your life... It's David Hasselhoff's life! $@#$@#$! I knew I shouldn't have stayed up til 2:00 last night watching that E! True Hollywood Story marathon!
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Arrrgh! 1 minute, 58 seconds until Doomsday!Curse you, Monty, Pusher of Forbidden Buttons! Go ahead, choke on your Twizzlers!
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
Yes memories…
Melekalikimaka about 10 years ago
Ugh. Memories.
jfairplay93 about 10 years ago
Bahaha, the drunken hamburger incident – might as well flashback on some of those Baywatch slow motion jog scenes if you’re going flash via the Hoff for this last minute
reedkomicks Premium Member about 10 years ago
Ha ha!
hometownk Premium Member about 10 years ago
This Doomsday is taking longer than Lucy playing Cleopatra dying.
Ichabod Ferguson about 10 years ago
@Night-Gaunt49: The prof. already tried the time-travel trick and Monty screwed it up. Now there’s not enough time for it to recharge to try something else.
vecihi about 10 years ago
They could try installing internet explorer 6, or even windows ME on EB. That’s sure to stop all his systems.
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
He speaks rather well despite a mouthful of Twizzlers. and notice……no drool.
Frankie5466 over 3 years ago
good grief Monty you fool! You can’t even recall your own life correctly?! lol