Citizen Dog by Mark O'Hare for December 28, 2015

I hear mooing behind me………

I guess that’s one way to put your old computer out to pasture.

This strip badly needs the “magnify” option.

The sign says ‘Information Super Highway’ for anyone who can’t make it out. Necessary to the comic. And this is so me – there is so much out there -it can become overwhelming.

General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive – but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation” warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off."

Thats me.Back of the pack.

Good morning people and pets.

Good Morning Grog, Dry, Cleo, Happy, Stel, Shika, neverenoughgold & all CDers.

Hi. Can Rory and Stan come out and play?

Good morning, cleo, sugar, Fellow Baby & the rest of the CD gang.

Panel four: Facing the panel for reference; technologically speaking that would be you on the right and me on the left!

Another donation today!$200.00Woo Hoo!

The ‘Information Superhighway’ thing was old and tired and terrible when this strip first ran 20 years ago. But Mark’s dynamic panels make up for it.

Now, THAT is an idea…

When you have computer problems, I find this tool to be very useful…When properly applied, all computer problems just go away…

Good late night Fellow Baby, cleo, SUGIE an all ye’ gathered here. I see some new folks here PLAY NICE and YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME! :-)