Citizen Dog by Mark O'Hare for July 02, 2015

Put a Nail Salon in the middle and you’ve got every mini-mall in America,Name it Happy Nails, or Surprise Nails, or my personal favorite in a No. Cal. City that won’t be named: Birthday Nails.

Now I don’t think you can find a video store around anywhere. My how times have changed/

Good morning, cleo, sugar, Fellow Baby & the rest of the CD gang!

We still have an actual video rental place nearby. and its not some hole in the wall mom and pop shop either. pretty big place and actual does quite a lot of business.

Good morning everyone. The closest thing to a video store around here are the Redbox kiosks.-————@Eldo ‘Comic Artist Magna Cum Laude’: A sure sign of civilization is a coffee shop. -————Be happy and healthy my friends.

Good morning people and pets.

Yes! The world needs a ‘Passbucks Coffee’ on every corner – so it seems.

Love the name Passbucks.

NAILED IT, Eldo! Good job!

Good Morning Grog, Dry, Cleo, Happy, Stel, Shika & all CDers.

ƹʅɗʘ " Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Redux " -rado said, about 18 hours ago@neverenoughgoldUsed-to-be that Lever turned automatically; tied to the motion of the Steering-wheel….mebe not every Car but that was myView From a Buick.

I see this is from Highway 61 Revisited. I don’t remember the tune from the show, but you know Kathy Worser is driving a ’46 Cadillac Series 62 sedan and not a Buick in the program?

Now as far as the lever actually turning with the wheel, I do not remember this. It usually returns to centre after the turn is completed, however. I have a close friend who is a true “car nut”, so I will ask him.

Thanx for the nice Dylan tune…

Don’t it always seem to go That you don’t know what you’ve got Till it’s gone They paved paradise And put up a parking lot

@tcar-1: Big Yellow Taxi laid out the truth thanks for posting the verse. Be well, my friend.

It is a tptMN special episode, and unless you lvd in Minnesota or Western Wisconsin, you likely cannot access the station. Here is a brief trailer c/o YouTube called Tales of the Road:Highway 61.

During the show, the host Kathy Worser, does a brief piece on Bob Dylan.

Here is a video on the 1946 Cadillac Kathy drives in the show. A close friend of mine has a similar unit; however unlike this car, his is modified with a more modern Cadillac power train…

My internet cable is still lying on the ground.I’m not happy.

Jokes that are so bad that they are good.1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”3. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”7. “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’” “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.” “Is it common?” Well, “It’s Not Unusual.”8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy.9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!" The doctor replied, “I know you can’t, I’ve cut off your arms!”13. I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why,” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”18. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good…) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!!!!!!!!

GOOD EVENING AND GOOD NIGHT, FELLOW BABY, CLEO, SUGIE, and all the FINE folks gathered here!

Gee, I am getting FURTHER and FURTHER behind in my comments and my queue! SIGH!

Know that one.Love it.