Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 08, 2014

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    TiffWHO  about 10 years ago

    What? Speak up! I can’t hair you!

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    edclectic  about 10 years ago

    I have a dream…

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    orinoco womble  about 10 years ago

    My OH says hairless cats look like gremlins. He has a point (who knew cats were so wrinkly under all that fur?) but then he complained about hair everywhere. We lost my beloved Saul almost 10 years ago to age and diabetes, but still finding little white hairs now and again. Kind of like an email from across the rainbow bridge.

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    gargoils Premium Member about 10 years ago

    We don’t REALLY live longer. It just feels that way as we serve our feline masters.

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    katzenbooks45  about 10 years ago
    I have a sign in my kitchen that says, “The cook is not responsible for fur in the food.”
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    Mike H  about 10 years ago

    Cats fur is evil to me.

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    Laura Chapman Premium Member about 10 years ago

    My cat is creative. She grooms while on the heating register and a gentle snowfall of hair falls all over the apartment. When it lands on my desk, it gets into the opening for the laser light under my mouse, and the cursor wobbles all over the place. I’m not sure which one hates me more, the cat or the computer!

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    heatherjasper  about 10 years ago

    I had a black computer chair and a cat who was mostly white. Every so often, I would have to scoop a wad of white hair off the poor chair, who I’m sure was allergic to the kitty.

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    CoBass  about 10 years ago

    Who says he’s thinking about getting rid of the existing cat? Maybe he’s researching a second cat!

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 10 years ago

    I’ve met one sphinx cat in my life. It took only a second to get past his strange looks and pet him. He was such a sweetie I thought of getting one of my own.

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