Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 23, 2014

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Some personal observations from Ralph Drabble "It's sad to think that I have to exercise just to stay in this bad of shape! " "There are two kinds of people in the world: cat lovers and normal people." Oogie: Pick pick claw snag rip "I always consider opposing viewpoints. I consider them stupid." No-Neck: !!! "The road to the poorhouse is lined with great parking places." June: Oh, look! There's a space right in front of bulk club "You know you're getting old when all you have are memories and you can't remember any of them." Ralph: I'll never forget the time that I... Wait. That wasn't me! "The only way I can get a 72 on the golf course is to holler fore 18 times." Ralph: Uh-oh! "My wife is the reason there's always a 25-minute wait when you call customer service." June: What's the weather like in India? "If my life was a basketball game, I'd be in garbage time!"