Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 18, 2014
January 17, 2014
January 19, 2014
Transcript:
Man: Here's the punk I kidnapped, Sheriff. I think of him as a welcome gift. Rip Haywire: You're coming too. Man: You need to be careful where you make a stand in my county, boy Rip Haywire: I knew I fell in something... but wha... oil? Man: Burn him! Rip Haywire: Hoo boy! I feel like a sirloin at Sizzler! Man 2: The never cook mine rare enough!
Kali39 over 10 years ago
Too big to be a sirloin at Sizzler. Have you seen how small those things have gotten in the last few years?
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Wow, things are really starting to heat up!
Kiba65 over 10 years ago
I always tell the wait staff to walk mine through the kitchen, that’s rare!!!
Fuddy Duddy over 10 years ago
Looks like Rip’s in a fracking mess.
RussHeim over 10 years ago
KA-Burnbabyburn
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Ka-Sizzle!
MadYank over 10 years ago
Not buying it; unless Rip is tied hand and foot, he could take a rolling leap through those flames and hit the ground, and knock the “Highwayman” down on his way past him – then get up and Kick the Living…Stuff outta him! He’d be WAY too close for the gang to shoot him without killing their own boss.But of course, that would ruin the drama, and the suspense.
Kali39 over 10 years ago
Rip is just waiting his time. We’ll get to see some Ka-butt kicking soon…