Do I look fat? Do I look stupid? Stalemate He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues.
One night, a husband is in bed reading while his wife is looking at herself in the mirror. She then says: “I’m old, fat and ugly! Say something to make me feel better!”
The husband replies: “Well, your eyesight is perfect!”
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
true, so true!
Alison84 over 10 years ago
1: Yes, but welcome to Cornered.
LingeeWhiz over 10 years ago
They are both pretty stale mates.
rgcviper over 10 years ago
Ha—the “Stalemate” one made me laugh.
Marblemouth over 10 years ago
No. 1 Three cheers for the best ever response to that question.
tuna1 over 10 years ago
One night, a husband is in bed reading while his wife is looking at herself in the mirror. She then says: “I’m old, fat and ugly! Say something to make me feel better!”
The husband replies: “Well, your eyesight is perfect!”
He’s still in a coma…..
naturally_easy over 10 years ago
Does this dress make me look fat?Does this shirt make me look stupid?
…..was sort of how it went a month ago in another strip.