Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 29, 2013
December 28, 2013
December 30, 2013
Transcript:
Narrator: One hazardous journey later... Cobra Carson: This is amazing! This island isn't on any map, but the compass led us right to it. I still don't understand why you needed the your low-rent Scooby Doo for this. TNT: Speaking of low rent, which street corner did he pick you up on, honey? Rip Haywire: Zip it, you two. We're about to head into a dark jungle predators are attracted to witty repartee. Cobra Carson: Look! A village! TNT: Yeah, the village of the damned: Polynesian Style. Rip Haywire: Ok, I'll try to be optimistic- maybe the skulls on the spears symbolize love and peace? TNT: Are you sure the compass points this way? Rip Haywire: 'Fraid so. Maybe we can travel around it using the jungle as cover. Cobra Carson: Lead the way, Orbitz. Goop! the sooner we get away from the cannibal outlet mall the better. TNT: W-what if they have lo-jack on these things! Rip Haywire: Phew! Good thing headhunters hate landscaping, looks like we need to grand theft auto one of those-
dimndno over 10 years ago
Good return jab for TNT in the first panel.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
come on now TNT suck it up for your master and be tough
Vermont Premium Member over 10 years ago
Clever strip! From panel to panel not a wasted gag.
jackianne1020 over 10 years ago
My new favorite line: “Lead the way, Orbitz”
gcarlson over 10 years ago
Learned in Mongolia that the number of skulls on a Buddhist demon’s head indicates the number of deadly sins said demon has conquered (their demons are more like Judeo-Christian angels in character, if not in appearance).
francisrossi over 10 years ago
The your?
MadYank over 10 years ago
WHY do I hear a recurring line from the entire Star Wars sage coming somewhere soon?“I’ve got a baaad feeling about this…”
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 10 years ago
The writing style is off this week. TNT’s remark in panel one to Cobra is especially harsh, unoriginal and unfunny.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
cannibal outlet mall? ha ha ha lol