Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for December 30, 2013

Go Crabs

ESU is Enormous State Univ., but who’s IOU?

The Mrs. seems to be putting on a little weight, especially on the back side. Not that its a bad thing.

Let’s not give the NCAA any more ideas on how to make more money. Of course, virtual players would mean fewer recruiting scandals.

Oh, I’m sure the computer can throw out a few well-placed virtual injuries.