Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 04, 2014

Stay out of these crappy greasy spoon joints, Ziggy!

Go back to ’Mom’s Diner’, Ziggy.She always took good care of you.

And when you’re finished eating, go try the oxygen bar next door.

If you want Vegetable Cream of Tap Water; just add the vegetable: Ketchup….

Ziggy you are eating out way too much. Not only you but all of AMERICA. Everyone is trying to cut cost. No doubt that his employees are wanting fifteen dollars an hour just to serve you!

Then try their costa salad.

I’ve always kept that recipe in the back of my mind, just in case. Maybe add salt, pepper & vienna sausage? :-)

Sure, Ziggy. Help him cut costs — don’t order anything, just leave.