Note Joy put the cake in the oven before they left….you don’t suppose she asked Patty to take it out in 28 minutes when the timer beeped?
No, she knew she didn’t have to.
6 minutes to get there, They’re already dressed for it…. one minute to sign in, one minute for Joy to lift a 2 pound dumbbell while Burl watches…. then reverse…. that leaves the other 5 minutes for the treadmill….including three minutes to change all the settings so they could keep up.
that makes 8 minutes total at the gym…
6 minutes home = 20 minutes.Voila!
Home in plenty of time to “make” a can of fudge frosting for the cake.
Usually Joy buys her baked goods, but she picked up a cake mix so Patty could have a real home made treat when she was visiting...
I bet they all cheer when they leave..How much do they pay for the use of the dumbbells I wonder?I think they only go once a month if that often.They are the dumbbells anyway.
I can’t believe this brainless, idiotic, stupid, never even slightly humorous piece of crap is still taking up space here. I read it to remind myself that stupid rules in America, and that there is always a down side to life!
….and as regards today’s rip-roarin’, high-falootin’ episode: ah well, at least they were dressed for it…..those are almost cool matched workout-fits!!
No! No! This will never do! I know it’s not much, but even twenty minutes might somehow increase their lifetimes by some small fraction, and we just can’t have that.
Can you imagine the pounding a treadmill would suffer in a 20 minute workout under those loads. The belt must be shredded, the motor smoking hot as no way they help by adding any of their own power. They need a treadmill made out of an upside down Caterpillar tractor tread.
Oh, yes! Their diet and exercise regime are so good that they should advise the rest of us. Never mind that, while over 10 years younger, they look older because of added bodyfat and flab.
Time to get into something so I can work out (I still prefer to do mine at home- cheaper, and I don’t need a crowd to be motivated).
Laura Gildwarg over 10 years ago
Oh, so THAT’S why they’re both in such stellar physical shape! Who knew? snort!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’ve been doing it wrong! Wow! I’m going to pack dream bars for a snack and maybe stop for a Vente Mocha Frappacino on the way home.
finale over 10 years ago
Will those outfits be advertised on the web page anytime soon?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 10 years ago
My head exploded! They did 20 minutes of exercise?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
No, no….
they’re GONE for 20 minutes.
Note Joy put the cake in the oven before they left….you don’t suppose she asked Patty to take it out in 28 minutes when the timer beeped?
No, she knew she didn’t have to.
6 minutes to get there, They’re already dressed for it…. one minute to sign in, one minute for Joy to lift a 2 pound dumbbell while Burl watches…. then reverse…. that leaves the other 5 minutes for the treadmill….including three minutes to change all the settings so they could keep up.
that makes 8 minutes total at the gym…
6 minutes home = 20 minutes.Voila!
Home in plenty of time to “make” a can of fudge frosting for the cake.
Usually Joy buys her baked goods, but she picked up a cake mix so Patty could have a real home made treat when she was visiting...
mikie2 over 10 years ago
I’ve been doing it all wrong! Who knew?
loveslife over 10 years ago
I bet they all cheer when they leave..How much do they pay for the use of the dumbbells I wonder?I think they only go once a month if that often.They are the dumbbells anyway.
crabbear over 10 years ago
I can’t believe this brainless, idiotic, stupid, never even slightly humorous piece of crap is still taking up space here. I read it to remind myself that stupid rules in America, and that there is always a down side to life!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
….and as regards today’s rip-roarin’, high-falootin’ episode: ah well, at least they were dressed for it…..those are almost cool matched workout-fits!!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
No! No! This will never do! I know it’s not much, but even twenty minutes might somehow increase their lifetimes by some small fraction, and we just can’t have that.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
Who am I kidding? These sorts live forever, anyway.
imnormal over 10 years ago
Can you imagine the pounding a treadmill would suffer in a 20 minute workout under those loads. The belt must be shredded, the motor smoking hot as no way they help by adding any of their own power. They need a treadmill made out of an upside down Caterpillar tractor tread.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
Oh, yes! Their diet and exercise regime are so good that they should advise the rest of us. Never mind that, while over 10 years younger, they look older because of added bodyfat and flab.
Time to get into something so I can work out (I still prefer to do mine at home- cheaper, and I don’t need a crowd to be motivated).
InTraining over 10 years ago
Home just in time to take the cake out of the oven… ! ! !
loveslife over 10 years ago
Hay I found Joys Brother over at half full !!
trekkermint over 10 years ago
I do my workout at home too. Way too body conscious to exercise in front of anyone.