Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 01, 2014
December 31, 2013
January 02, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: New Year, new problems to punch in the mouth... what's the trouble, Ma'am? Woman: Muh-muh husband, Flapjack Lumberson, is missing (Snort sniffle!) Rip Haywire: When's the last time you saw your... Flapjack? Woman: We were just married and (sniffle!) he got in the limousine and then he was gone! And I was (Snort!) right behind him! TNT: Did you notice anything strange, like his hat hanging in the air behind him, or a cloud of dust and a distinct" Ka-Flee" sound? Rip Haywire: TNT! Uh, answer the question, Miss.
Rod Gonzalez over 10 years ago
A KA-HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL RIPSCALLIONS AND HAYWIREHOOLIGANS EVERYWHERE!
Let’s have a nice 2014!
TheDOCTOR over 10 years ago
HAPPY 2014 EVERYONE.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 10 years ago
Happy KA-FLEE!
Chrisdiaz801 over 10 years ago
If any dog knows about cold feet, it’s TNT! His master gets cold feet when he is around Breezy-the girl the tiki said Rip would get together with for the rest of his life(the non-action part, anyway).
mabrndt Premium Member over 10 years ago
Happy New Year (eCard)
dan thompson creator over 10 years ago
Happy New Year, Haywire Hooligans and Rip-scallions! My Rip Haywire new Year resolution is Action, suspense, a little romance, with a splash of humor. 2014 will be dangerously funny.
gcarlson over 10 years ago
Shades of “The Noble Bachelor” (one of Sherlock Holmes’ adventures)
Kali39 over 10 years ago
I resolve not to make snarky comments about stupid people. Dang! :-} Oh well, Happy New Year, fellow Rip-scallions…