Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 15, 2013

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Rip Haywire: Sweet Daddy McDeadguy! Chill, Mr. Wilson, we'll stay off your lawn! Longbeard: You are the first to be able to unlock Angus Longboard form that box in-well, I have no idea, but it's been a long, long time. Hey, who's the salty wench behind you? Rip Haywire: Never mind that, I need answers, Longbeard- Angus Longbeard: Tangaroa! You've started something, boy, by unlocking me from that thingamabob. A countdown to destruction! You can stop it! But first you must find my two brothers- and when you do! Tell 'em I said hey!