Yep, you can buy Windows, and buy an anti-virus program, buy a firewall, buy an anti-trojan program, buy an anti-rootkit (all of which bog your computer down so it runs slower), and keep up all of the updates, and defrag regularly, and you can still catch something. Makes me wonder why/how Windows is so popular.
Swalb%515 over 10 years ago
Any stupid excuse to separate money from Ziggy!
2252895 over 10 years ago
A gallon of prop wash. I was an aircraft mech. in the Marines and fell for that one when assigned to my first squadron.
xsintricks over 10 years ago
10 lbs. of relative bearing grease.
corfy over 10 years ago
Yep, you can buy Windows, and buy an anti-virus program, buy a firewall, buy an anti-trojan program, buy an anti-rootkit (all of which bog your computer down so it runs slower), and keep up all of the updates, and defrag regularly, and you can still catch something. Makes me wonder why/how Windows is so popular.