Waiter: You have our guarantee, the scavengers will not move in until you are completely full.
“Partly due to instinct, partly due to our special training….”
Just like the ‘Rainforest Cafe’…..
Next time, don’t order carrion stew.
Be sure not to take an after dinner nap.
If it’s not movin’, it’s fair game.
Creepy.
At the best, it would be uncomfortable trying to enjoy a meal with wild animals wanting the left overs, and watching me eat.
I really like the waiter’s hair. It isn’t a very good comb-over, but nobody is likely to notice it due to the distracting hyenas and vultures.
I think we should have more wild animals in our cities; it’d teach us to be more aware of our surroundings.
True! But some scavengers are “multi-opportunists”…. they’ll go for the weak, and those that can’t move, Hyenas being chief among them….or at least one of the chiefs….
No doggie bags needed.
November 07, 2013
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Partly due to instinct, partly due to our special training….”
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Just like the ‘Rainforest Cafe’…..
Superfrog over 10 years ago
Next time, don’t order carrion stew.
edclectic over 10 years ago
Be sure not to take an after dinner nap.
edclectic over 10 years ago
If it’s not movin’, it’s fair game.
Tom Falco over 10 years ago
Creepy.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
At the best, it would be uncomfortable trying to enjoy a meal with wild animals wanting the left overs, and watching me eat.
Gladstone24 over 10 years ago
I really like the waiter’s hair. It isn’t a very good comb-over, but nobody is likely to notice it due to the distracting hyenas and vultures.
pcolli over 10 years ago
I think we should have more wild animals in our cities; it’d teach us to be more aware of our surroundings.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
True! But some scavengers are “multi-opportunists”…. they’ll go for the weak, and those that can’t move, Hyenas being chief among them….or at least one of the chiefs….
locake over 10 years ago
No doggie bags needed.