For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for January 02, 2014

Because mothers always have a sixth sense that tells them when you’ve done something you weren’t supposed to, Mike. ;-)

Elly and John should have dumped those drinks in the sink or toilet before they went to bed. Very careless of them -

If Elly doesn’t figure it out for herself, Liz will tell her! Haven’t you learned anything, Mike?

Looks like Lizzie’s throat really felt Mike’s chokehold.

When my sister was 6, she got up early and drank “the koolaid” leftover in the drinks. Didn’t take long for her to be drunk! It was kind of funny watching her stumble then pass out. Mom watched her real close when she went to sleep.

Spalding: The Early Daze

My 63 yr. daughter was about 4 when we had a party and we did pick up all but 1 beer can that had a little left in it. We were watching some TV and noticed she would play a while and then climb on a chair. A couple of times we noticed and saw her taking a drink out of the can. It got tossed then. I don’t think she ever drank another alcoholic drink. I think of that often!

-She’ll wake up to sounds of Mike horking into the porcelain telephone.-Porcelain telephone! LOL! Never heard it called that before, but it fits!!!

Well there is the mess…but i have a feeling that they will wake to find a very drunk michael

You are stupid. Your socks will be drench in wine.

When you have children that age make sure you get rid of the drinks and put the food away and act like responsible person not a bunch of drunk

I recall my little niece finished everyones drinks and did a belly flop into the Christmas tree.