Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 06, 2013

They couldn’t afford Mel Gibson…or anything else.

Don’t believe that film! They were Lion!

Tired of Dan Thompson beating up on Detroit ..Brevity is being deleted from my comics page.

@maridozi whiny and bankrupt is no way to go through life

Debtrot? I’m from Michigan, can we trade Detroit to Canada for a player to be named later?

The Road Warrior Top – 10 movie . I know almost every line of dialogue. The Lord Humongous

Come on it’s a great place, you can even get Italian cars imported from Detroit.

Maridozi Member said:“Tired of Dan Thompson beating up on Detroit.”-True. He should beat up on Endtown instead!

The only big city run by an appointed Gauleiter.

ANY KIND? You do know the definition of humor is “tragedy + distance” get a sense of humor, it helps through the hard times. Laugh!

Anthony Bourdalns CNN’s Parts Unknown depicted a gloomy view of this once magnificent city.

Night-Gaunt49: Criterion for which? Big City: Over a million population. Gauleiter (literally District Leader, a Nazi office with a cream coat and chocolate jodhpurs and boots as uniform, responsible for doctrinal purity or the concentration camp in their area; American form: business suit and giving away the people’s property to the party faithful): Unelected absolute ruler of a city or county. The other Michigan Gauleiters rule smaller towns, all must have a majority African ancestry population to get a Gauleiter.

“So other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”

“Did you know that Mrs. O’Leary’s cow was psychic? She ended up medium rare.”

“A scout for the Detroit Lions is taking part in the USO tour in Afghanistan. In the middle of a war zone, he spots a soccer player he thinks would make a good field goal kicker. He introduces himself and offers the soccer player a try-out in Detroit. The guy turns him down cold. Said there was less crime and more money where he was.”

Bravo! Very timely.