Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 21, 2013

Spork is just like his cousin Elliott.

Are you there for me emotionally and spiritually?

Looks like it may leave a broken wrist if he doesn’t get that hand off of Uncle Pete’s shoulder.

Sure, Tony….I’m there for you…Except… well… they tell me I’m not ALL there.

Naturally!

I’m just not there monitarily speaking.

No way I would let that kid stay with me. My own kids take advantage enough- who needs someone else’s kid to do the same. :-p

There’s the door.

Relative humidity:The sweat stain from your nephew’s hand on your shirt

Well, a clean kitchen makes me feel better emotionally…

First of all, your not my nephew your my wife’s nephew, second, get out of here stranger!

Sure Tony, I’ll be there for ya…..well really I’m here, not there. Sometimes I’m not even here…….

Nu, you got 86d?