Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 13, 2013
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Transcript:
Woman: Don't touch those biscuits unless you've washed your hands. Man: I did. Woman: When? Man: Oh, now you want a specific date? Woman: I can't imagine how many people you've saved by not being a surgeon.
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edclectic over 10 years ago
But he’s still such a cut-up.
davesoup1972 over 10 years ago
Ahh man bashing again. Fuuunnnnyyy.
pksampso over 10 years ago
A surgeon I know was talking about how in the 19th century, women who were assisted in childbirth by nurses did better than those assisted by doctors. The nurses washed their hands between patients. The doctors by and large did not. Doctors, you see, were gentlemen. Gentlemen, by definition, have clean hands.
medicine + magical thinking = death
J Short over 10 years ago
When MDs go on strike the death rate plummets.
rlaaldi Premium Member over 10 years ago
It’s not man bashing. It’s the truth in my world.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patiences. I also thought about being surgeon, but didn’t think I could cut it.
unca jim over 10 years ago
John, at this age, I don’t have to research ANYthing. Everything IS my strong suit, but I just couldn’t let an old joke get ruined by its bad expression. I’ve found where Spell-Check lives in the dim-lit cellar of this boxatransistors and KILLED it ! Some day you’ll look back and think; “Ooooh !THAT’S what he meant !!” >wink!<