F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 24, 2013

“Don’t ru ..ru… ruh… rush to conclusions, ossifer!”…

Yes. Point-two is way too low.

Has she checked her own chocolate level lately?

Been there done that andhigher ;)

I’d prefer a hot chocolate level of pint two, myself. :)

Cuckoo for coaca.

Some people DO overdo chocolate. My normal is only plain dark chocolate (though I love expresso, right now I have no coffee or regular tea).

My wife got a B vitamin shot — I don’t know which one — and her chocolate craving went away for months.

They say 40% of highway fatalities are caused by drunk drivers. That means 60% are caused by sober drivers! The sober ones aren’t doing a very good job!

Actually, my wife is allergic to caffeine… no chocolate, no caffeinated coffee, no cocoa, no cocoa butter, no white, dark or any chocolate, or caffeinated cola….. we even had an experience getting fruit punch that turned out to be fruit punch flavored soda with caffeine in it… that night she curled up in bed, suffering with her headache, and I made it a point from then on, to read the label carefully, before getting her a food product, to make doubly sure that there was no caffeine in it…

God knows how many people have been killed by chocoholic drivers