Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 06, 2013
November 05, 2013
November 07, 2013
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It may be time to change your diet when the food you buy has a longer shelf life than the actual shelf... Cheeze Pucks best before: Apr. 21, 2069 Pork Blobs
Haha. I asked a pal if he wanted a Slim Jim. He said, “I wouldn’t eat anything that you can take out of the package, lay on the kitchen table for two or three weeks, and it is still in the same condition as the first day.”( I snapped in, anyway…)
It’s said that because there are so much preservatives in our food, that our bodies do not decay when we die. At least not as fast as normal. Sort of an internal pre-mummification process.
Aussie Down Under over 10 years ago
Persevere with the preservatives?
Olddog1 over 10 years ago
In a couple of more years I’ll be able to make it come out even, me and the food.
Tom Falco over 10 years ago
It’s true, I can’t believe the dates on products these days. Goes into infinity.
jmcx4 over 10 years ago
Haha. I asked a pal if he wanted a Slim Jim. He said, “I wouldn’t eat anything that you can take out of the package, lay on the kitchen table for two or three weeks, and it is still in the same condition as the first day.”( I snapped in, anyway…)
stlmaddog5 over 10 years ago
It’s said that because there are so much preservatives in our food, that our bodies do not decay when we die. At least not as fast as normal. Sort of an internal pre-mummification process.
1MadHat Premium Member over 10 years ago
At my age, I can use all the preservatives I can get!
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
RJ in “Over the Hedge” thinks that’s the secret to immortality.