Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 02, 2013

Maybe she was just getting her signals mixed up…..

His size may have scared her….but look, they’re both old…and he saw that she was alone, and weak….

Maybe he was was just trying to console her.

Maybe he just wooden be clear, and she couldn’t be coaxed.

Aw, thanks, Bev.

And Bruno… I…um….I wood say I’m sorry, but there isn’t a remote possibility I could monitor every potential joke….

Sorry if I channeled one of yours, though….

Eye witness testimony together with solid state’s evidence, there will be a conviction!

It does look fully loaded.

Did you defend yourself? Did you kick? or slap?I pawed.

Just the fax, ma’am…..

The heavy set guy did have a deep, warm voice though. Took a lot of energy to hear him sing however.

Tube continued…

Indeed, one of your best, Susan.

What is that strange object in the middle?

I wonder if she is a Quasar girl. Yall can look that one up.

I’m just not getting the picture here. Think I’ve lost focus…

More opportunities here for all of you to be punny than the actual strip itself ;-D