Monty by Jim Meddick for October 27, 2013

Is the brick from DC? I guess they don’t want to compete with good drones.

If he plays that again they’ll kick him out of toon

Are you kidding? A bagpiper should just give up to neighborly threats?!Uh-uh, my man! This is WAR! Piper! Play me a martial air!

Hey, Monty! Do you do requests? Play “Amazing Grace” please. What kind of neighbor would complain about that?

What, no Halloween joke? Heathen!!

There’s a reason the piper always plays on the hill

Call the ASPCA, someone is killing a cat.

Speaking of cats, perhaps Fleshie would mate with it.

Good thing Monty doesn’t take lessons from this guy…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgzZLNwqvdQ, AC/DC’s Thunderstruck.

“And others, when the bagpipe sings i’ th’ nose,Cannot contain their urine.”

My dad used to say there was a lot of music in bagpipes because he never heard any come out. In response, he was told that wars were fought for less. Afterwards Dad said “I think I was told off.”

He should’ve ordered a Clàrsach

come move next to me!

I enjoy good piping like that and I am partly Scottish (also English and Irish with a Welsh surname). THIS other rendition is also good (and has Amazing Grace). Normally that latter brings tears as I mostly hear it at funerals.

The doodlesack

Practise, Monty!! Loudly!! Though with the pipez it can only be loud.